31st Birthday (2012), Visit By Pet Sloth—Hysterical Crying
Christmas (2009), Vitamix Blender—Loss of bowel control, temporary blindness
Valentine’s Day (2004), $15 Spa Gift Certificate—Rage blackout, sudden baldness, crime spree, tongue tattoo
Martin Luther King Day (2012), Egg McMuffin in Bed—Uncontrollable time travel, X-Ray vision, recognition of Past Lives, Spontaneous Combustion
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