
This morning’s highly-informative Google Voice transcription of a recent Matt Paley Voicemail (TM) inspired me to look up the last one.
In this one, a message about how busy I’ve been while writing is miraculously transformed into a surreal, Murakamian meditation on technology and communication. Highlights include my replacement by a little man behind the screens, children replaced by remarks, and the curious invitation to “strap me,” said the machine.
Enjoy. Rain foreign accent.